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A train hits a bus load of
school girls and they all
perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the
pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever
had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly
replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the
tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of
your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the
gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question,
"Karina have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, " Well
once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK,
dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through
the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion
in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to
the front of the line. When she reaches the front of
the line St. Peter says "Susan! What seems to
be the rush?" The girl replies "If I'm going to have
to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before
Mandy sticks her ass in it."
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