One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street
when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him
with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?" "Bobby Sue gave it
to me"
Bubba replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was kind-a sweet on ya,
but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were
driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue
pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed in to the
woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba,
take whatever you want'. So I took the truck!"

Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you".....